The Satanic Underground of Washington, DC is a long-established informal circle of avowed Satanists from Baltimore to Richmond who live Satanism in accordance with the tenets expressed by Anton Szandor LaVey in The Satanic Bible and in The Church of Satan. The sole purpose of this unholy cabal is to provide a point of contact for confirmed minions of Satan to meet other Satanists of like mind and to occasionally come together for fun, magic, support and indulgence. You do NOT have to be a member of the Church of Satan to become part of the Underground but you absolutely MUST ....
|Be a dedicated Satanist - If you are not certain, do not apply.|
|Be an adult over the age of 18|
|Be familiar with the literature of Satanism|
|Live within driving distance of Washington, DC for at least part of the year|
|Complete a fairly basic e-mail questionaire (available on request)|
If you meet the first four requirements, then please send us a brief introductory email at...
DO NOT e-mail us with boring Christian drivel. We are well past that and will likely retaliate against you for wasting our time. We are vicious and brutally vengeful. That is the only warning you will get..
For those wishing to know what a genuine Satanic ritual looks like, this video is highly accurate depiction almost precisely as prescribed in The Satanic Bible.